Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...