Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...