Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...