If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...