Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...