Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...