You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.