In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Slogans for Safe Sex!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex1. Cover your stump before you hump2. Before...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Cat technical support problems
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