What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...