Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...