Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....