Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...