At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !