Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...