How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...