Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...