Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...