Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...