Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...