Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...