Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...