Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...