Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...