The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...