Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.