Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.