Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...