If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!