Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...