Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...