Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....