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Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...