Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...