Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.