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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...