What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...