Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...