So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.