Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.