134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...