One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!