Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...