Who would steal?
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10 things to never say to a naked man…
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Grasshopper than a cricket
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
The Best Time?
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This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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He’s Shaky
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Grandmother Too
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