Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...