Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!