Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...