Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...