A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...