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Gorilla Capture
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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
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Black Eye
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Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
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Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...