What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Blonde quickies 201-220
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Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...